We’re having dinner at our favorite Spanish tapas restaurant in San Diego, La Gran Tapa. The last time we were here the owner ended up driving us in his bright yellow DeLorean 20 minutes north to La Jolla to salsa dance at his other restaurant. He’s away in Italy now but there’s a 60 year-old gentleman sitting next to us who’s just as entertaining. He divorced his wife 6 years ago and now had a 19 year-old girlfriend. I asked him what he thought were the top reasons people got divorced.
- #1 Men want other women.
- #2 The woman loses her fucking mind.
- #3 Money issues.
I thought it was funny that this dude, who was sitting here while the food he was supposed to bring home to his teenaged girlfriend got cold, failed to mention the 4th reason: that men are selfish pigs. On a completely different note, the men in San Diego are hoooooot!